Red One and Two

I was blogsurfing and found this on Phoebe's blog:

Once upon a time there were two little girls named Riding Hood, both with red hair. They were cousins, and they were so alike in appearance that people took to calling them Little Red One and Little Red Two.

One day, each Little Red was asked by her mother to visit their common grandmother. She lived the other side of a wolf-infested forest. They were to deliver home-made cider. Grandmother had quite an appetite for refreshing alcoholic beverages. Wolves were known to also crave home-made cider.

Now...why any mother would send her little girl into a wolf-infested forest is unclear. But both girls accepted the errand. However, their approaches were distinctly different.Little Red One was an old hand at forest-crossing and wolf-evasion. Little Red Two viewed the tast as potentially dangerous. She did basic research on "safe paths through the forest", and "wolf psychology and behaviour". She also sat down and designed a WRB (which is a modern acronym for "wolf response basket"), a device patented by Little Red Two.Little Red One was amused by all this. "What a lot of crap", she said. "There's no wolf worth this much worry." But Little Red Two went ahead with her planning process anyway.

Off they went on their respective journeys to Grandma's. Little Red One was accosted by a wolf almost immediately. She lost all her cider and had to go empty-handed. The wolf then confronted Little Red Two, and grabbed for her basket (full of jars of cider). He was blown away by a double-barrel shotgun concealed in the basket.Grandma enjoyed Little Red Two's visit.

Which goes to prove:
- You shouldn't trust little girls with a big baskets.
- Experience is not necessarily a valid teacher.
- If you want to keep your cider, you'd better plan.

I agree with the above 3 points, but I'd like to add that i reckon Lttle Red One is a guy in disguise. After all, guys are usually hasty :p